Light Bulb in Kitchen

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIzKdV72_pdJuzlBjToTmiCwxkA3vIH9p5jRXmMzbla_SdKD3W24QjQNgP4QZSKWV7CBY82HenWH3NaWTe4JiBYZ2U4k55VUcVTOtMU4JbSOtb15_JDj4lwvgG_rcposXrhBaPqIpoapTa/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIzKdV72_pdJuzlBjToTmiCwxkA3vIH9p5jRXmMzbla_SdKD3W24QjQNgP4QZSKWV7CBY82HenWH3NaWTe4JiBYZ2U4k55VUcVTOtMU4JbSOtb15_JDj4lwvgG_rcposXrhBaPqIpoapTa/s400/1.jpg" width="357" /></a></div><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b>Old ..... Not Stupid  </b>!</span></span></span></div><div></div><div><span style="color: black; font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: large;">I had to replace a light bulb in the kitchen.   I brought a ladder and tried to climb up on that, to replace the bulb.  My wife told me that, I was too old and clumsy to be standing on a ladder. </span></div><div></div><span style="color: black;"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1272737954_1"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: large;">So,  I requested our neighbour to do it for me.  Being a well mannered and a decent neighbour, I assisted her, by holding the ladder, while she changed the bulb.   Just because I'm old, doesn't mean that I am stupid. </span></span></span><br /><br /><div align="right" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><b><a href="http://pmodels-fun.blogspot.com/2010/05/light-bulb-in-kitchen.html/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 130%;"><blink>See More...</blink></span></a></b></div><div style="clear: both;"></div>

Light Bulb in Kitchen

Old ..... Not Stupid  ! I had to replace a light bulb in the kitchen.   I brought a ladder and tried to climb up on that, to replace the b...

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A Newly Wed Couple

<div style="color: black; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"<br>"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.</span></div><div style="color: black; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></div><div style="color: black; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br>And then they made love for the first time.<br>Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."</span></div><div style="color: black; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></div><a href="http://pmodels.blogspot.com/2010/04/newly-wed-couple.html#more">Continue Reading...</a>

A Newly Wed Couple

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Why I Fired My Secretary

Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it. So I showered and shaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a big kiss and say, "Happy birthday, dear." All smiles, I went in to breakfast, and there sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn't say one word. So I got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, "Oh well,she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and they will sing 'Happy Birthday' and have a nice gift for me." There I sat, enjoying my coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,yelling, "Give me a slice of toast! I'm late! Where is my coat? I'm going to miss the bus!" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smile and a cheerful "Happy birthday, boss." She then asked if she could get me some coffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, "Since it's your birthday, why don't we have lunch together?" Thinking it would make me feel better, I said, "That's a good idea." So we locked up the office, and since it was my birthday, I said, "Why don't we drive out of town and have lunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?" So we drove out of town and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and a nice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, "Why don't we go to my place, and I will fix you another martini." It sounded like a good idea, since we didn't have much to do in the office. So we went to her apartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, "If you will excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable," and she left the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a big birthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat with nothing on but my socks.

Why I Fired My Secretary

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The work qualification test

Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said.Manager: "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job"Murphy: "And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!"Manager: "We have made our decisions not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed." Murphy: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" Manager: "Simple, the American put down on question #5, "I don't know." , You put down "Neither do I."

The work qualification test

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Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was...

Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where aguy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.

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Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply.The doctor says to the second man, "It's your turn. What isthree times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man.The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What'sthree times three?" "Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How didyou get that?" "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...

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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on." The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting. Man: "What the hell was that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper...

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A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holdinga frying pan in hand.Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horseraces? Marylou was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and appologized for bonking him.Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once againhe is bonked on the head.Man: "What's that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper...

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?<br />A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals

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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter

<span style="font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-size: small;">A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, "Bud." </span>

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter

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The Black Condom

<div align="left" dir="ltr"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. <br /><br />The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby. <br /><br />When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off. <br /><br />The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. <br /><br />He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted. <br /><br />'The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each.'   So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents. <br /><br />While the husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing. <br /><br />The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the husband re ache d the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. <br /><br />Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic and she thoroughly enjoyed the session. <br /><br />Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father. 'Papa, why am I Black and you are White?' <br /><br />The father shouted 'You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!'……….<br /><br />Hahahaha ...</span></span></div><style type="text/css"> <!-- #ygrp-mkp { border:1px solid #d8d8d8;font-family:Arial;margin:10px 0;padding:0 10px;} #ygrp-mkp hr { border:1px solid #d8d8d8;} #ygrp-mkp #hd { color:#628c2a;font-size:85%;font-weight:700;line-height:122%;margin:10px 0;} #ygrp-mkp #ads { margin-bottom:10px;} #ygrp-mkp .ad { padding:0 0;} #ygrp-mkp .ad a { color:#0000ff;text-decoration:none;} #ygrp-sponsor #ygrp-lc { font-family:Arial;} #ygrp-sponsor #ygrp-lc #hd { margin:10px 0px;font-weight:700;font-size:78%;line-height:122%;} #ygrp-sponsor #ygrp-lc .ad { margin-bottom:10px;padding:0 0;} a { color:#1e66ae;} #actions { font-family:Verdana;font-size:11px;padding:10px 0;} #activity { background-color:#e0ecee;float:left;font-family:Verdana;font-size:10px;padding:10px;} #activity span { font-weight:700;} #activity span:first-child { text-transform:uppercase;} #activity span a { color:#5085b6;text-decoration:none;} #activity span span { color:#ff7900;} #activity span .underline { text-decoration:underline;} .attach { clear:both;display:table;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;padding:10px 0;width:400px;} .attach div a { text-decoration:none;} .attach img { border:none;padding-right:5px;} .attach label { display:block;margin-bottom:5px;} .attach label a { text-decoration:none;} blockquote { margin:0 0 0 4px;} .bold { font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;font-weight:700;} .bold a { text-decoration:none;} dd.last p a { font-family:Verdana;font-weight:700;} dd.last p span { margin-right:10px;font-family:Verdana;font-weight:700;} dd.last p span.yshortcuts { margin-right:0;} div.attach-table div div a { text-decoration:none;} div.attach-table { width:400px;} div.file-title a, div.file-title a:active, div.file-title a:hover, div.file-title a:visited { text-decoration:none;} div.photo-title a, div.photo-title a:active, div.photo-title a:hover, div.photo-title a:visited { text-decoration:none;} div#ygrp-mlmsg #ygrp-msg p a span.yshortcuts { font-family:Verdana;font-size:10px;font-weight:normal;} .green { color:#628c2a;} .MsoNormal { margin:0 0 0 0;} o { font-size:0;} #photos div { float:left;width:72px;} #photos div div { border:1px solid #666666;height:62px;overflow:hidden;width:62px;} #photos div label { color:#666666;font-size:10px;overflow:hidden;text-align:center;white-space:nowrap;width:64px;} #reco-category { font-size:77%;} #reco-desc { font-size:77%;} .replbq { margin:4px;} #ygrp-actbar div a:first-child { margin-right:2px;padding-right:5px;} #ygrp-mlmsg { font-size:13px;font-family:Arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif;} #ygrp-mlmsg table { font-size:inherit;font:100%;} #ygrp-mlmsg select, input, textarea { font:99% Arial, Helvetica, clean, sans-serif;} #ygrp-mlmsg pre, code { font:115% monospace;} #ygrp-mlmsg * { line-height:1.22em;} #ygrp-mlmsg #logo { padding-bottom:10px;} #ygrp-mlmsg a { color:#1E66AE;} #ygrp-msg p a { font-family:Verdana;} #ygrp-msg p#attach-count span { color:#1E66AE;font-weight:700;} #ygrp-reco #reco-head { color:#ff7900;font-weight:700;} #ygrp-reco { margin-bottom:20px;padding:0px;} #ygrp-sponsor #ov li a { font-size:130%;text-decoration:none;} #ygrp-sponsor #ov li { font-size:77%;list-style-type:square;padding:6px 0;} #ygrp-sponsor #ov ul { margin:0;padding:0 0 0 8px;} #ygrp-text { font-family:Georgia;} #ygrp-text p { margin:0 0 1em 0;} #ygrp-text tt { font-size:120%;} #ygrp-vital ul li:last-child { border-right:none !important; } --> </style>

The Black Condom

A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet a...

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